Thursday 31 August 2017

Careers Advice



As one ages, it is sometimes difficult to imagine the difficulties of young people embarking upon their chosen career.  But I found, by chance, a clear reminder as I cleared the rubbish left by the previous occupant of my reserved seat on the train to Newcastle the other day.  A screwed-up letter was addressed to the Agony Aunt in the Spectator.  I’m not sure whether Mary received it but I think the least I could do is publish it on my Blog in case anyone important should take notice.  Here it is (and by the way, good luck with your career JJ):

“Dear Mary

I expect you receive a great number of requests for careers advice about this time of year.  However, I am writing to you specifically because of your connections to popular media in the hope that you will be able to help the direction of my career quest.  Specifically, I want to be a top news reader on the BBC and I have sent them my CV.  They are obviously very busy because they have not yet replied. So, I think I will try again, this time with a more targeted approach.  I would appreciate your advice on which of my qualities to promote and which to like shade a bit.  I am 22 years old with a second-class degree in social media and the performing arts.  I speak with a pronounced regional accent and have (some say) an engaging speech impediment.  I did not excel at anything at school but this was because I was sent to a minor public boarding establishment whilst my single-parent mother was serving overseas in the Parachute Regiment.  I would appreciate your advice on how to shape my CV?

JJ North Yorkshire”

Thursday 24 August 2017

Jon Snow Slams Fake News



Jon Snow, The Channel 4 News presenter, was interviewed by Nick Robinson in a very chummy interlude this morning. In his MacTaggart Lecture at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, Snow had lambasted Facebook for prioritising fakery on a massive scale.  In his interview, Snow complained that people could not be in charge of tower blocks unless they had actually lived in them, that the people who voted for Donald Trump were hopelessly misguided and victims of their own background and that those who voted for Brexit probably did so because they had been peddled some fakery about it being a way out of austerity.  All this could be solved by replacing 80% of senior media people with those from more appropriate backgrounds.  Above all, Snow trumpeted, integrity was vital and that whatever one’s personal views, it was his duty to report impartially.  Good grief, could this be the same Jon Snow raving “***k the Tories” at Glastonbury (whilst reminding his audience that he was supposed to be impartial)?

Wednesday 23 August 2017

Stories About My Flying Career - No 1 Crashing (Part 3)



I had just hit the ground.

Shortly after Hermione had reached me, 2 of the farm workers in a Land Rover arrived and took me (and I assume my parachute and the wretched PSP) to the nearby farmhouse, Kirkmains.  I was greeted by Nancy Cowe, the farmer’s wife, and taken into the front room.  Nancy insisted I put my injured foot on the best sofa, made tea and provided a telephone to call Acklington.  I got through to the Duty Instructor in the Tower, Flight Lieutenant Tom Gilmore.  “Ah Brown,” he said, “you’re on a Navex aren’t you!”

This is how the flight ended:



And this was the result of the "Viper Cocktail:"


I smoked at the time but had been too obedient to the rules to have gone flying with cigarettes and matches in my flying suit.  Nancy was a non-smoker but recalled that she had once given her husband a “Rizla” cigarette roller but that he had never got the hang of it.  Moments later she returned with the roller, a packet of papers and a wallet of Golden Virginia.  I set about rolling myself a cigarette – a skill I had mastered as a Boy Scout.  It was hopeless.  I seemed to have lost complete control of my hands and strands of tobacco scattered everywhere (all over the best sofa)!

Shortly afterwards, a yellow Whirlwind helicopter from No 202 Squadron, also based at Acklington, arrived and ferried Phil and myself back to Acklington.  The helicopter was equipped with a homing device which could detect the transmissions from the “SARAH” location beacon which, together with its battery, was stowed in the Mae West (life jacket).  In a survival situation, it was necessary to unpack the transmitter and activate it.  To permit the homing pilot to discriminate between multiple survivors, the transmitter gave out a discreet signal, according one of a number of “colour coding” marks on the transmitter.  I don’t think there was any procedure to ensure that 2 pilots in the same aircraft chose different colours.  Anyway, we had both chosen the same colour so, if we had needed to be found, the rescue pilot might have had some difficulty! Subsequently HQ Flying Training Command issued orders covering the use of different coloured SARAH beacons by occupants of the same aircraft.

I telephoned my Mother, living in Morpeth at the time, to allay any worry she might have had with news reports of Acklington accidents.  I explained that I had been obliged to jump out of my aeroplane but that, apart from a damaged ankle I was perfectly OK.  "Oh dear," she said, "does everyone on the course have to do that?"

I cannot recall how I got to Ashington Hospital but I was in and out very quickly with a plaster cast on my right ankle.  I was returned to Station Sick Quarters and put to bed.  The Senior Medical Officer (SMO) recognising that there may be some interest amongst my fellow Course members said that I may be visited, but only by 2 or 3 at a time and only for a short period.  In the event, a large number of the Course arrived, suitably equipped with crates of Newcastle Amber Ale (a staple of the Mess Bar at the time).  This was all very jolly until, sometime later, when my visitors had departed, it was necessary to visit the toilet.  Not wishing to alert the Duty Medic to our disregard for the SMO’s instructions, I attempted to reach the lavatory unaided.  I failed, overturning the bedside trolley in the process.  This alerted the Medic who provided the necessary support and cleaned up the mess.  Nothing was said about the incident, probably because of my, somewhat, celebrity status.

I spent the next few weeks in plaster, unable to fly and engaged in all sorts of interesting things like “weeding” old files.  The RAF had a filing system in which correspondence records were, generally, filed by subject categorisation.  After a certain time, files were “put away” to an archive repository where they would be kept for many years.  However, before being put away, local procedures required that files be weeded for irrelevant or out of date material.  With my limited service experience, I hadn’t the slightest idea of the relative importance of most documents – which could be shredded and which should be archived – the signature of an Acting Pilot Officer seemed to good enough, however!  Fifty years later, when I was doing some research for the Reunion Weekend to celebrate 50 Years since our graduation, I visited The National Records Office at Kew.  I was dismayed to find that all records of RAF Acklington at the time were, to say the least patchy.  There was a record of NAAFI opening times, a bus timetable to Ashington, and an Astra Cinema programme but nothing much which recorded what was actually happening on the Station at the time.  Obviously, another amateur weeder had done his work!

Service procedures required that there was an Inquiry into the accident and I was interviewed by the President, a Squadron Leader I think.  In those days, we would “talk through” the events first and then, formally write in freehand the statement.  In talking through, I gave my verbatim account of the conversation immediately before ejecting.  “Should I eject?” “No, hang on a bit.” “OK, off you go!”  He listened patiently and then wrote down – “my instructor ordered me to prepare to eject and then, shortly afterwards gave the executive command ‘Eject’ ‘Eject.’”  I signed accordingly!

We visited the Armoury and Survival Equipment bays to thank the Airmen who had so diligently serviced the seats and packed the parachutes. One of the face blind handles had been found but the other was missing.  Accordingly, another handle had been provided and, in a sort of “blind” tasting, I was invited to choose which handle I wished to retain as a souvenir.  I have it to this day and it has a serial number and section and reference – but I have never checked whether it is the real thing.

Shortly after, we received a personal letter from James Martin CBE, Managing Director and Chief Designer of the Martin Baker Aircraft Co Ltd and I became Life Member Number 664 of the Martin Baker Tie Club and the Caterpillar Club.  By an incredible coincidence, the tail number of the Jet Provost was also 664!

I recorded in my Log Book that I had completed “0” landings during the sortie but achieved one “Martin Baker Let-Down!”

On the morning of 5 November 1964, I attended Ashington Hospital.  “Go and have an x-ray and then we will see about taking the plaster off,” I was told by one of the Doctors.  So, I went and had the plaster taken off and then had the x-ray – fait accompli!  I was a bit unsteady but pronounced fit.  Shortly after lunch on the same day I was airborne again in the charge of Flight Lieutenant Spencer in Jet Provost T Mk 4 XR643.  My Log Book records the “duty” as circuits and landings, steep and maximum rate turns, low flying, practice forced landings and aerobatics.  The only thing I had difficulty with was taxiing because my right ankle was so weak. I could not use the right brake to steer the aircraft so I was OK as long as I didn’t need to turn right on the ground.

Despite my setback, I was allowed to catch up and to continue with the rest of the course and, thanks to some superb individual attention from a fantastic bunch of instructors, graduated with the rest of my chums in April 1965. The formation phase was particularly memorable – I’m sure the syllabus was greatly expanded to suit the instructors’ sense of fun, particularly Wally Black.

Although my ankle was as good as new, I had a lot of trouble with my back, having sustained a compression injury to my spine on ejection.  I subsequently underwent a course of treatment at Ely hospital which involved being “stretched” on a rack like device.  It was excruciating and I’m sure other patients got better just to stop the treatment!  All these years later, I still have discomfort from sitting in the same position for long periods – 8 hours in a Victor was agony (the fleece lined seat of the VC10 with frequent refreshment provided was a different matter) and I’m sure I finished the Course shorter than I started! Despite this, my Instructors expected me to go to Valley for advanced training on the Gnat.  The potential danger of a second ejection was never discussed and I can honestly say that it was not a factor in influencing my decision to opt for the multi-engine advanced training at Oakington.   I think those seeds for large aeroplanes were sewn by my first Auster instructors at Crosby on Eden – Bert Hodgson and Dave Daveko but more of that in another piece in the future.  Nevertheless, rather like the film “Sliding Doors” I cannot help reflecting, from time to time, what might have been my fate if I had opted for the other route?  Perhaps I too would have found the attraction of the magnetic lake on Anglesey? But better the bird in the hand – a 35-year career which never felt like working and with never a dull moment!  That’s to be very thankful for and thanks to Martin-Baker for affording me the chance!

A little over a year later I was invited to a commemorative dinner at the Dorchester Hotel to honour Sir James Martin CBE and to celebrate the 1000th successful escape.

Forty-nine years on, I finally got round to accepting Sir James' invitation to visit the factory.  This I did on 30 September 2014, 50 years since the accident.  I had a very nice nostalgic day and was able to find my name on the wall recording the chronology of successful escapes, now numbering several thousands.