Friday 15 January 2021

The Media Diet of Gloom

 

A week ago I received my first shot of the Pfizer vaccine at a nearby surgery.  I had been notified by text by my GP a few days earlier and, having followed the link provided, booked myself an appointment 3 days hence.  Old habits die hard and I arrived 10 minutes early, intending to conduct a timing holding pattern for a precise arrival.  “I’m early,” I informed a door monitor.  “Not to worry Sir,” she replied, “please stand in this space and await instructions.”  I did exactly as I was told and less than 5 minutes later, suitably perforated, I was given an information leaflet with the time I was permitted to leave the building written boldly on the front.  I felt elated as, from the evidence of excited conversation, were others.  In my RAF career I quite often encountered people doing difficult jobs under pressure, so I know what good morale looks like and the evidence of a sense of pride and achievement was all around the Tadcaster clinic.  Thank you everyone concerned!

But to listen to the news or press briefings it would seem that Covid matters are not going well.  Actions, like Goldilocks porridge, have been taken far too early or far too late.  The vaccination schedule is a shambles with London and Scotland missing out because of vindictive incompetence by this wretched Government.  Schoolchildren are being deliberately starved to death and single mothers driven to desperation to provide.  NHS beds are full and staff overwhelmed with the system in crisis.  Brexit warnings are coming home to roost with food shortages in Northern Ireland and fishermen in Scotland screaming we told you so.  Lorry drivers who failed to fill in customs declarations are being turned away from border controls.  Even the England Cricket Team, losing the toss to Ceylon but still managing to bowl the hosts out for under 150 and be within sight of overhauling the first innings total for the loss of only 2 wickets on the first day, found their efforts merely described as a ”decent start” on Classic FM.  All told, any elation at receiving my vaccination has quickly evaporated and I am back in my normal lockdown depression mode.

How much better things must be on the Continent, the European Union which we have just, stupidly, abandoned?  An old colleague now living in Southern Germany tells me that they are maybe hoping for the vaccine to reach them in, “a couple of weeks or so.” Bild, a German newspaper, is rather more impatient using side headings such as, “pitiful,” “stumbled,” and “mocked,” when discussing the roll out of a vaccination programme in the EU.  Bild concludes, “the most bitter irony for Europe is that the one foreign politician our liberal commentariat have most mocked for years - Boris Johnson - is also the only one who acted swiftly and decisively when it came to securing the vaccines. The number of doses the UK has available speaks for itself. And it was the sensible federalist Europeans who have failed so miserably.”

If even the German version of the Sun red top has it in for the EU Covid response, surely it is time for the media to acknowledge that the UK, excluding the rebel Nicola’s SNP enclave of course, is doing something right?  Time for us all to wake up to the possibilities of leading the world Covid recovery – my glass is half full and the sommelier is hovering.