Perhaps it’s an age thing but I seem to have become more
tolerant over the year. Winkleperson
continues to grate, like a nail on a blackboard, the Sussexes have made
themselves so ridiculous that they can no longer be viewed seriously and
therefore disqualify themselves, and even Gary Neville, making a surging run in
the ITV commentary box, fails to make an impression in the final third. Most of last years worthy finalists,
including ever-presents like Lewis Hamilton and Gary Linekar have fallen victim
to the squelch control on my radio set.
Even Julian Knight, having twinkled brightly last year, has encountered
some personal difficulty which will serve to keep him quiet for the
foreseeable. It would be a poor
selection this year were it not for a group entry whose sustained demonstration
of incompetence, totally unjustified self-regard, and nauseating narcissism has
provoked universal exasperation. I
refer, of course, to the 356 listed below (many of whom you will be completely
unfamiliar but I include them all for completeness). Following a brief flirtation with popularity
at the back end of 2019, their motto at the time, “Ever Serve You Right,” has
proved distressingly prescient:
Nigel Adams
Bim Afolami
Nicki Aiken
Adam Afriyie
Peter Aldous
Lucy Allan
Lee Anderson
Stuart Anderson
Stuart Andrew
Caroline Ansell
Edward Argar
Sarah Atherton
Victoria Atkins
Gareth Bacon
Richard Bacon
Kemi Badenoch
Shaun Bailey
Siobhan Baille
Duncan Baker
Steven Baker
Harriett Baldwin
Steve Barclay
John Baron
Simon Baynes
Aaron Bell
Scott Benton
Paul Beresford
Jake Berry
Saqib Bhatti
Bob Blackman
Crispin Blunt
Peter Bone
Peter Bottomley
Andrew Bowie
Ken Bradley
Karen Bradley
Graham Brady
Suella Braverman
Jack Brereton
Andrew Bridgen
Steve Brine
Paul Bristow
Sara Britcliffe
Anthony Browne
Fiona Bruce
Felicity Buchan
Robert Buckland
Alex Burghart
Conor Burns
Rob Butler
Alun Cairns
Andy Carter
James Cartlidge
William Cash
Miriam Cates
Maria Caulfield
Alex Chalk
Rehman Chishti
Christopher Chope
Jo Churchill
Greg Clark
Simon Clark
Theo Clark
Fay Jones
Marcus Jones
Simon Jupp
Daniel Kawczynski
Alicea Kearns
Gillian Keegan
Greg Knight
Kate Kniveton
Danny Kruger
Kwasi Kwarteng
Eleanor Laing
John Lamont
Robert Largan
Pauline Latham
Andrea Leadsom
Edward leigh
Ian Levy
Andrew Lewer
Brandon Lewis
Julian Lewis
Ian Liddell-Grainger
Chris Loder
Mark Logan
Marco Longhi
Julia Lopez
Jack Lopresti
Johnathan Lord
Tim Loughton
Craig Mackinley
Cherilyn Mackrory
Rachel Maclean
Alan Mak
Kit Malthouse
Anthony Mangnall
Scott Mann
Julie Marson
Theresa May
Jerome Mayhew
Paul Maynard
Jason McCartney
Karl McCartney
Stephen McPartland
Esther McVey
Mark Menzies
Johnny Mercer
Huw Merriman
Stephen Metcalfe
Robin Millar
Maria Miller
Amanda Milling
Nigel Mills
Andrew Mitchell
Gagan Mohindra
Damien Moore
Robbie Moore
Penny Mordaunt
Anne Marie Morris
David Morris
James Morris
Joy Morrissey
Jill Mortimer
Wendy Morton
Kieran Mullan
|
Brendan Clarke-Smith
Chris Clarkson
James Cleverly
Geoffrey Clifton-Brown
Therese Coffey
Elliot Colburn
Damian Collins
Alberto Costa
Robert Courts
Claire Coutinho
Geoffrey Cox
Stephen Crabb
Virginia Crosbie
Tracy Crouch
James Daly
David Davies
Gareth Davies
James Davies
Mims Davies
Philip Davies
David Davies
Dehenna Davison
Caroline Dinenage
Sarah Dines
Jonathan Djanogly
Leo Docherty
Michelle Donelan
Nadine Dorries
Steve Double
Oliver Dowden
Jackie Doyle-Price
Richard Drax
Flick Drummond
James Duddridge
David Duguid
Iain Duncan Smith
Philip Dunne
Mark Eastwood
Ruth Edwards
Michael Ellis
Tobias Ellwood
Natalie Elphicke
George Eustace
Luke Evans
Nigel Evans
David Evennett
Ben Everitt
Michael Fabricant
Laura Farris
Simon Fell
Anna Firth
Katherine Fletcher
Mark Fletcher
Nick Fletcher
Vicky Ford
Kevin Foster
Liam Fox
Mark Francois
Lucy Frazer
George Freeman
Mike Freer
Louie French
Richard Fuller
Holly Mumby-Croft
David Mundell
Sheryll Murray
Andre Murrison
Robert Neill
Lia Nici
Caroline Noakes
Jesse Norman
Neil O’Brien
Matthew Offord
Guy Opperman
Priti Patel
Mark Pawsey
Mike Penning
John Penrose
Andrew Percy
Chris Philp
Dan Poulter
Rebecca Pow
Victoria Prentis
Mark Pritchard
Tom Pursglove
Jeremy Quin
Will Quince
Dominic Raab
Tom Randall
John Redwood
Jacob Ress-Mogg
Nicola Richards
Angela Richardson
Laurence Robertson
Mary Robinson
Andrew Rosindell
Douglas Ross
Lee Rowley
Dean Russell
David Rutley
Gary Sambrook
Selaine Saxby
Paul Scully
Bob Seely
Andrew Selous
Grant Shapps
Alok Sharma
Alec Shelbrooke
David Simmonds
Chris Skidmore
Chloe Smith
Greg Smith
Henry Smith
Julian Smith
Royston Smith
Amanda Solloway
Ben Spencer
Mark Spencer
Alexander Stafford
Andrew Stephenson
Jane Stevenson
John Stevenson
Bob Stewart
Iain Stewart
Gary Streeter
Mel Stride
|
Marcus Fysh
Roger Gale
Mark Garnier
Nusrat Ghani
Nick Gibb
Peter Gibson
Jo Gideon
John Glen
Robert Goodwill
Michael Gove
Richard Graham
Helen Grant
James Gray
Chris Grayling
Chris Green
Damian Green
Andrew Griffith
James Grundy
Johnathan Gullis
Robert Halfon
Luke Hall
Stephen Hammond
Greg Hands
Mark Harper
Rebecca Harris
Trudy Harrison
Sally-Ann Hart
Simon Hart
John Hayes
Oliver Heald
James Heappey
Chris Heaton-Harris
Gordon Henderson
Darren Henry
Antony Higinbotham
Damian Hinds
Simon Hoare
Richard Holden
Kevin Hollinrake
Philip Hollobone
Adam Holloway
Paul Holmes
John Howell
Paul Howell
Nigel Huddleston
Neil Hudson
Eddie Hughes
Jane Hunt
Jeremy Hunt
Tom Hunt
Alister Jack
Sajid Javid
Ranil Jayawardena
Bernard Jenkin
Mark Jenkinson
Andrea Jenkyns
Robert Jenrick
Boris Johnson
Caroline Johnson
Gareth Johnson
David Johnston
Andrew Jones
David Jones
Graham Stuart
Julian Sturdy
Rishi Sunak
James Sutherland
Desmond Swayne
Robert Syms
Derek Thomas
Maggie Throup
Edward Timpson
Kelly Tolhurst
Justin Tomlinson
Michael Tomlinson
Craig Tracy
Anne-Marie Trevelyan
Laura Trott
Elizabeth Truss
Tom Tugendhat
Shailesh Vara
Martin Vickers
Matt Vickers
Theresa Villiers
Charles Walker
Robin Walker
Ben Wallace
Jamie Wallace
Matt Warman
Giles Watling
Suzanne Webb
Helen Whately
Heather Wheeler
Craig Whittaker
John Whittingdale
Bill Wiggin
James Wild
Craig Williams
Gavin Williamson
Mike Wood
William Wragg
Jeremy Wright
Jacob Young
Nadhim Zahawi
|