Tuesday, 7 September 2021
Excitement at Church Fenton
Friday, 3 September 2021
The Game's Not Straight Boris
For as long as I can remember, Conservatives, particularly
in opposition, have characterised an increase in National Insurance
contributions as tax on jobs. Nothing has changed except now, as a gale of
public disquiet about the NHS treatment backlog threatens to further undermine
perceptions of Conservative competence, something must be done, say the pointy-headed
focus groups. So, in a breach of an explicit manifesto commitment and disguised
as a hard-choice Covid recovery strategy, it has become a question of don’t read
my lips. The leaked proposal to shift the risk of long- term social care
provision from individual to state will be greeted by thigh slapping hoorays in
the affluent heartlands of Conservative support. Whatever levelling up means,
this isn’t it. According to Fraser Nelson, as many as 1 in 6 pensioners have
assets in excess of £1m. Offspring of this fortunate slice of society will be salivating
at the thought that their inheritance will be safe from the demands of long-term
care provision for Mum and Dad. Trebles all round? In a double whammy to hard working
families, or whatever the current political euphemism for this section of the electorate
might be, most working people will see their take home pay decreased whilst
their affluent neighbours are laughing all the way to the probate office. The
press says Boris’ proposals are a political gamble. Well, they might be but in this event the
game’s not straight.
Monday, 30 August 2021
Big Watch - Pay by Cheque
“Big watch - pay by cheque,” was often what the, probably long-suffering, local population might have ascribed to the young Royal Air Force pilots undergoing flying training at the several flying training schools in England in the 1960s. Less than 20 years after the end of WWII, there were plenty of pilots about. Lots of new ones, like me, and lots of veterans with lots of stories to tell. Like larger-than-life John Buckland who frequented the Woolpack on Tuesday Market Place. With his MCC tie and an inexhaustible fund of ripping yarns, the Lancaster pilot and decorated Pathfinder, became an interesting attraction for the Saturday lunchtime customers. More so, even, than the landlord’s voluptuous wife Pam who knew full well what she was expected to display when asked for a bottle of White Label Worthington from the bottom shelf. John Buckland always paid by cheque, cash being somewhat vulgar. John knew just the chap to supply me with a little beauty of a second-hand car – “just the ticket,” he assured me. Paying for the car by cheque was not an option but cash would secure the best price. Fortunately, for me, my account with Lloyds Bank Limited, Coxs & Kings Branch of 6 Pall Mall SW1, was in the same state as it had been since being opened upon enlistment in HM service – somewhat overdrawn. So, for me, cash payment was out of the question and there was no deal resulting, thank goodness. Others were not so lucky before John Buckland, exposed as a ruthless trickster, slunk away. Almost, that is, because a year or so later he was spotted in London by Mac Hart, the landlord of Foldgate Inn at Stradsett. Unfortunately, in the ensuing chase John Buckland gave Mac Hart the slip and that was that – Mac never got his money back. These days I almost never pay by cheque. I bank online and make all my transactions online. With the expansion of contactless payments, I have installed a payment facility on my phone so now, at check out, I can just wave my phone at the reader and get on my way. Confirmation of the transaction is almost instantaneous so there is no need for a receipt. John Buckland would have had a hard time today. Neither are there many big watches about – letters to the Telegraph report a spate of thefts from the wrist in broad daylight. At least they don’t seem to be cutting off the arm with a machete which, apparently, happened to hapless car passengers leaving their limbs draped out of the window in downtown Angeles City next to Clark Air Force base in the Philippines. I’ll probably start wearing my old aircrew watch and leave the Rolex in the safe.
Having just
volunteered for a PCR test with the Zoe app I was horrified to learn I tested positive
and am now isolating for 10 days. Never
volunteer for anything, particularly, “research into the common cold at Porton
Down,” was good advice to us as recruits but I have ignored it in retirement. To relieve the impending boredom of isolation
perhaps I shall invest in a smart watch – just the ticket? Modern technology will monitor my blood oxygen
level, heart rate, and blood pressure and alert me to any deterioration to my
current good health – almost too good to be true? And, when I am allowed out again, through the
wonders of near field communications, I shall be able to install my payment app
on my watch and simply wave my wrist at the card reader as I pass by. Big check, pay by watch – how about that?
Wednesday, 25 August 2021
Driving Licence Anxiety
This looks like useful information:
SIR – John D Frew (Letters, August 23) seeks to prove the status of his driving licence. This can be done on the DVLA website under “View or share your driving licence information”.
This only requires the licence number (which he would have if he is renewing) and his National Insurance number. The status of his licence will promptly be revealed and can be shared with anyone else who needs to know, such as car hire companies.
Martin Hodson
Loughborough, Leicestershire
Sunday, 1 August 2021
Blurred Boundaries and Bluster
On 8 Jun 21, The
Boundary Commission for England (BCE) published its initial proposals for new
constituency boundaries. There is an eight-week consultation process, ending
tomorrow. A “statutory distribution formula” means that England will be allocated 10
more constituencies than at present with each constituency containing about 69-77000
voters. Presumably the
BCE remit did not include an assessment of whether today’s Parliament was fit for
purpose?
The proposals for this part of Yorkshire see my
constituency, Selby & Ainsty, being split, respectively, between new Selby
and Wetherby & Easingwold constituencies whilst our neighbours, Elmet &
Rothwell are abolished and their wards distributed, apparently, randomly.
Whilst the BCE proposals were available for all
to see on their website, my own party conducted a consultation of their own. I came by a copy of
“Submission of the Conservative Party regarding the Initial Proposals of the
Boundary Commission for England for the Yorkshire and the Humber Region,” on
Tuesday 27 July 2021 and noted that, “we cannot emphasise enough how important
it is to get members of the public, community groups, etc. to write in support
of individual elements of the proposals.”
It was also clear that it was CCHQ policy to withhold these proposals
until 26 July 2021. Doubtless, many Conservative
Party colleagues, who could have been consulted along the way, will feel
dismayed that they are now being invited to fall in behind a fait accompli by
the deadline of 2 August 2021.
The subject proposals are presented in detail and a great
deal of effort must have been expended in their compilation. That said, in the limited time available for
scrutiny, the proposal itself appears to be something of a dogs’ breakfast and
seems to ignore the knock-on impacts on adjacent territories. On the other hand, it scores, demonstrably in
party self-interest. This is disappointing at a time when our party seems to be very short of recognisable policy
initiatives in key areas such as:
- Paying for Covid and controlling spending
- Dealing with the hospital back log
- Catching up with lost education
- Social care reform
- Illegal immigration control
- Energy sustainability
- The reality of Net Zero aspirations
not to mention “levelling up,” whatever that means. Voters could be forgiven for getting the
impression that MPs were more interested in shoring up their positions with what
looks like old-fashioned gerrymandering than dealing with current social and
financial challenges.
For what it’s worth, the BCE proposals, at least, have the
merit of equalising the electorate numbers in the respective constituencies. But, if we are not going to address the
fundamental issue and radically reduce the total number of MPs overall, one may
ask what is the point of tinkering with boundaries within the existing Westminster
behemoth?
Meantime, this morning’s Sunday Telegraph may make uncomfortable
reading for CCHQ. Janet Daley, talking
about the triumph of slogans over policy, concludes with the advice, “there may
be some quick routes to getting the electorate on your side but treating them
like idiots isn’t one of them.” Simon Heffer opines that, “it will require a Government
with strength in its convictions – and the confidence to face head-on the messy
reality of post-pandemic Britain.” That’s
just how Mushroom sees it in this decidedly messy part of Yorkshire.
Thursday, 15 July 2021
Bowing to Racist Pressure
Last year, I took exception to a “Black Lives Matter Statement” signed by the Chief Executive, the President and the Chair of the Diversity and Inclusion Working Group of the Royal Aeronautical Society, which was published in the July 2020 edition of Aerospace, that learned Society magazine.
The Society had used the death of George Floyd in America to
make its own statement “about racism and injustice towards black people.” Incontrovertibly, the Society stated, “we
will not tolerate racism, social injustice, or inequality.”
However, at the same time, Society appeared to admit to “hidden
institutional or systemic bias across our wider networks” which, on the face of
it seemed imply that the Membership were complicit. I urged the Society
to publish examples and evidence of these injustices, specifically, so that
members may do what they can individually by way of remedy. Otherwise, it
seemed to me, that all Members and Fellows were pleading guilty to racism and
injustice by their association with the Society.
I did not receive a satisfactory answer to my letter
although the Society, patronisingly, recommended their diversity training
programme to cure my ills. I do not know
what motivated the RAeS to assume an automatic posture of contrition but it was
particularly disappointing that, “in seeking to promote the highest
professional standards and provide a central forum for sharing knowledge,” I
felt that the Society’s response to the Floyd affair, if one had even been
necessary, had simply been a band-stand of fashionable slogans.
Thursday, 6 May 2021
Manipulation of the News Movement
When the media manipulator Kamal Ahmed was sacked during a
restructuring by the BBC, Mushroom shed a few crocodile tears. Ahmed’s shameful manipulation of trade data
during the Brexit debacle was allowed to stand despite a lengthy exchange
between Mushroom and the know-alls at the BBC so ever serve you right. By ditching Ahmed the BBC was dangerously
exposed since the BBC News Board was left marooned without a BAME representative. Presumably, the BBC argued, without a minority
ethnic representative, the quality of news would be deleteriously affected? Although, I don’t know about you, but I haven’t
noticed much difference in the BBC news output as a result so, with Ahmed gone,
it looks like win-win.
Unfortunately, Ahmed seems to have fallen on his feet and has
co-founded a new platform called the “News Movement.” Apparently, News Movement is intended to
deliver “trustworthy and objective” information, through “high impact” stories
which hold “the powerful” to account.
Deciding what is important, which of the powerful to target how
to make an impact should be right up Ahmed’s editorial street.
